The Benjamin Boys Said What?
Aidan: “I got your nose, Sean-Sean!
Sean: “Noooooo! Mommy, make Aidan give me back my nose!”
Me: “Aidan, give your brother back his nose so he’ll stop crying.”
Did I really just say that?
Aidan: “How do you do sux, Mom?”
Me: “Ummm…why do you care about that anyway?”
And, for whatever reason, the conversation stopped there. Hallelujah!
Driving past a cemetery, Aidan: “Is that where they put the dead bodies, Mom?”
Me: “Yes, people who have died are buried there.”
A long pause, I can almost hear the wheels turning…
Aidan: “Are our country’s fathers buried there?”
Wait, what? What followed was a confused conversation about forefathers, dead people, and our country…my head hurts.
Sean: “I colored a picture, Mommy!”
Me: “You sure did!”
Sean: “My daddy is going to be so proud of me!”
Me: “Yes, he is baby.”
He better damn well be proud…
Sean: “Take my picture, Mommy!”
Me: “Ok, baby!”