I Say Strange Things
“Aidan, get the rocks out of your underwear…now!”
“Get your face out of your brother’s butt…now!”
“Yes, you can hold your pee-pee, Sean-Sean.”
“Leave your brother’s privates alone…NOW!”
“It’s not tentacles…it’s testicles.”
“Aidan, give your brother back his nose so he’ll stop crying.”
“Spitting isn’t allowed…unless someone’s on fire.”
“Sure, a hot dog is healthy…well, it’s healthier than a Poptart…well…”
There are probably millions more insane things that I have uttered over the past almost seven years but those are the ones that stand out in my mind. A few are fairly recent…some are said repeatedly.
I got to thinking about how I highlight a lot of the things the boys say, but I gloss over the fact that being a parent means that some crazy shit comes out of my mouth sometimes…
I’m tired…I need a glass of wine…they are somehow becoming more rambunctious…but damn, at least there’s plenty to laugh about!