$&!# My Kids Say
I’ve discovered a purpose for Twitter…or at least my Twitter account…shit my kids say…I’m sure I’m not the first to use #shitmykidssay, but I’m definitely using the heck out of it now!
In the past few days, here’s what I’ve heard:
Aidan to Sean: “Be a man!”
Sean: “Don’t race, Mommy. The wheels spawn and spawn.”
Sean: “The rain makes me sick.”
Sean: “You heard me? I was farting.”
Aidan: “When will I get my tonsils out?”
Sean: “When we get home, I’m going to poop in the potty, Mommy…and then show it to you.”
Aidan: “My teacher said if its your mess, you clean it up, even in the bathroom. And I’ve never had a drip until today.”
Yeah, that’s Twitter GOLD right there, people…so if you’re on Twitter, feel free to follow me and find out what one of them says next.